I would be so happy.
you all think I’m excited about interstellar travel because of the massive opportunities it gives us as a race to expand and get over our differences in the face of a huge galaxy filled with wonderful things but actually i just really want to fuck an alien
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
Best thing happened yesterday. Patrick was lovely, and even offered to give us money to get home when we missed the last train. bnd!
HE OFFERED THEM MONEY
HOW ARE YOU REA L
eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza
pete wentz could say something like “bread” and i’d be like wow that’s so deep i relate to that i love u so much
sherlock was like “afghanistan or iraq?” but the semi in his pants was like “i’m not fussy”
how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
i am tired of the same old pizza toppings. here are some ideas for new pizza toppings:
- pomeranian hair
- avocado pits
- fat (of nonhuman origin)
- fat (of human origin)
- cat claw clippings
- navy blue
- elbow grease
- fruity pebbles
- poker chips
- skin (of nonspecific animal origin)
- night terrors
there’s nothing better than a pepperoni and schadenfreude pizza.