zeldathemes
There's something there, at least in a mathematical sense.

¡Mexicano, cabrones!
Call me Poe :)
I write stuff sometimes.
Have a nice day, folk!
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i feel small; but so are stars from a distance.
ten word poem, i. (via unteens)
  #:)  

guy:

*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*

sexpansion:

Mood 3/28/2014: About Annie & I

sexpansion:

Mood 3/28/2014: About Annie & I

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

Human beings are works in progress who mistakenly think they’re finished.

Dan Gilbert (via analyticalmuslim)

I need to remember this whenever I’m feeling like a loser ‘cause I’m twenty-eight and only have a bachelor’s, when I could have had a master’s or PhD by now.

(via the-uncensored-she)
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catully:

you all think I’m excited about interstellar travel because of the massive opportunities it gives us as a race to expand and get over our differences in the face of a huge galaxy filled with wonderful things but actually i just really want to fuck an alien

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

absentloversthings:

myflatlineinhibition:

Best thing happened yesterday. Patrick was lovely, and even offered to give us money to get home when we missed the last train. bnd!

omFG PATRICK
HE OFFERED THEM MONEY
I’M
I’M DONE
HOW ARE YOU REA L

absentloversthings:

myflatlineinhibition:

Best thing happened yesterday. Patrick was lovely, and even offered to give us money to get home when we missed the last train. bnd!

omFG PATRICK

HE OFFERED THEM MONEY

I’M

I’M DONE

HOW ARE YOU REA L

possiblypensive:

eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

trohmen:

pete wentz could say something like “bread” and i’d be like wow that’s so deep i relate to that i love u so much

bennyslegs:

sherlock was like “afghanistan or iraq?” but the semi in his pants was like “i’m not fussy”

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

champagnemanagement:

i am tired of the same old pizza toppings. here are some ideas for new pizza toppings:

  • pomeranian hair
  • avocado pits
  • fat (of nonhuman origin)
  • fat (of human origin)
  • cat claw clippings
  • navy blue
  • schadenfreude
  • scabs
  • elbow grease
  • fruity pebbles
  • ibuprofen
  • disappointment
  • poker chips
  • skin (of nonspecific animal origin)
  • night terrors

there’s nothing better than a pepperoni and schadenfreude pizza.

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault